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Mère & Fille - Le Buzz - La chaîne en or - Tenue correcte exigée - Réservation ultime

Difficulty: Advanced

France

Why does Barbara seem so upset while Isabelle is so happy? Where is Isabelle's gold chain? Why does Isabelle really want Barbara to change her outfit? Find out in these mini-episodes.

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Caption 23 [fr]: Ah ben, je veux bien te croire, hein,
Caption 23 [en]: Well, I can certainly believe you, you know,

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Mère & Fille - Le coffret

Difficulty: Adv-Intermediate

France

Barbara has found the perfect gift for her mother's birthday. Inspired by Isabelle's favorite songs, which all have to do with birds and flying, she treats her mother to a parachute jump. Will Isabelle appreciate it?

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Caption 97 [fr]: Je veux pas y aller. Non !
Caption 97 [en]: I don't want to go. No!

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Mère & Fille - Le dentiste

Difficulty: Adv-Intermediate

France

Barbara doesn't seem to enjoy her dentist's lame jokes until...the joke is on her mother!

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Caption 33 [fr]: Je veux plus jamais y retourner.
Caption 33 [en]: I never want to go back there again.

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Mère & Fille - Vacances de rêve

Difficulty: Adv-Intermediate

France

Barbara and Isabelle were really looking forward to their vacation in Bali, but unfortunately the airport is closed! However, a surprise for Barbara is just around the corner...

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Caption 64 [fr]: Maman, je veux rentrer.
Caption 64 [en]: Mom, I want to go home.

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Mère & Fille - Cuisine Monster

Difficulty: Adv-Intermediate

France

Isabelle fancies herself as a gourmet cook, but Barbara is not impressed, and neither are the judges of the Cuisine Monster show. Veal nostrils and a medley of roasted kidneys on a bed of beets, anyone?

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Caption 88 [fr]: {Je veux} dire, on est là pour ça.
Caption 88 [en]: I mean, that's what we're here for.

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Mère & Fille - Tout en couleur

Difficulty: Advanced

France

Barbara wants to get the Scarlett Johansson look to please her boyfriend, Gaël. There's only one problem: she needs to dye her hair blond. How will that work out?

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Caption 26 [fr]: enfin ta couleur, je veux dire ?
Caption 26 [en]: well, your color, I mean?

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Mère & Fille - C'est le plombier!

Difficulty: Adv-Intermediate

France

Isabelle and Barbara are having some plumbing problems. Instead of hiring a professional, Isabelle decides to fix it herself...

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Caption 66 [fr]: Non, non non non. -Va te laver ! Allez ! -Non, je veux pas, non!
Caption 66 [en]: No, no no no. - Go get washed! Go on! -No, I don't want to, no!

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Mère & Fille - Super Mamie

Difficulty: Adv-Intermediate

France

Barbara is at her wit's end and wishes her mother would get off her back for once. Luckily, her grandma saves the day by giving her mother a taste of her own medicine.

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Caption 75 [fr]: ...insupportable. -Bon si tu veux, je vais trouver une solution
Caption 75 [en]: ...unbearable. -Well, if you want, I'm going to find a solution

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Mère & Fille - Les vacances

Difficulty: Advanced

France

What happens when Isabelle doesn't want to part with her daughter when she goes on a school trip? Find out in this hilarious episode of Mère & Fille.

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Caption 7 [fr]: Je veux pas que tu partes.
Caption 7 [en]: I don't want you to go.

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Mère & Fille - La soirée

Difficulty: Adv-Intermediate

France

In this mother-daughter series, we follow the antics of Barbara's mother who is pretty wild herself! Watch what happens at the party her daughter attended.

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Caption 12 [fr]: Mais moi aussi je veux aller aux soirées. -Ouais.
Caption 12 [en]: But I want to go to soirées, too. -Yeah.

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Alsace 20 - Laurent Chandemerle, l'homme aux 100 voix

Difficulty: Adv-Intermediate

France

The Drôles de Zèbres (Funny Zebras) humor festival in Strasbourg has been hosting top French artists, comedians, and a few newcomers for the past twelve years. Among the acts at this year's festival is Laurent Chandemerle, the man with a thousand voices, who can impersonate celebrities to perfection. This video will give you a taste of French humor and, no doubt, a few chuckles!

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Caption 93 [fr]: Tu vois ce que je veux dire?
Caption 93 [en]: You see what I mean?

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Lionel - Le one-man-show de Lionel

Difficulty: Adv-Intermediate

France

Viewer Discretion Advised

Lionel, the stand-up comedian, punster extraordinaire, surpasses himself with his long string of puns. Catch them if you can! The long-suffering husband of Éléonore, he is not shy about making her the butt of all his jokes.

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Caption 118 [fr]: Enfin, je veux dire... nous sommes dans l'est, mais Éléonore [elle est au nord].
Caption 118 [en]: Well, I mean... we're in the east, but Éléonore [she's in the north].

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Mère & Fille - "La télépathie", "Le discours", "Des gens bien"

Difficulty: Adv-Intermediate

France

Barbara uses telepathy to share some bad news about her grades. There's a serious mixup at work that causes Isabelle a huge embarassment. Politeness and patience can go a long way when looking for a parking space, but appearances can be deceiving.

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Caption 83 [fr]: Tu veux que je te relise ?
Caption 83 [en]: Do you want me to proofread for you?

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Mère & Fille - Un nouveau dans la maison

Difficulty: Adv-Intermediate

France

Barbara brings home a puppy who got lost in the snow and wants to keep him, but Isabelle stands firms and demands she return him. But not even Isabelle can resist his cuteness!

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Caption 60 [fr]: Tu veux que je te prête des chaussettes en plus ?
Caption 60 [en]: Do you want me to lend you some socks too?

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Mère & Fille - Soirée interdite

Difficulty: Advanced

France

It's party time! Isabelle is away for one night, so Barbara has invited her friends for a secret party at her house. But guess who makes an unexpected appearance and ruins everything?

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Caption 13 [fr]: Bon, ma chérie, je sais que je vais te manquer.
Caption 13 [en]: Well, my darling, I know you're going to miss me.

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