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Mère & Fille - Le dentiste

Difficulty: Adv-Intermediate

France

Barbara doesn't seem to enjoy her dentist's lame jokes until...the joke is on her mother!

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Caption 33 [fr]: Je veux plus jamais y retourner.
Caption 33 [en]: I never want to go back there again.

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Mère & Fille - Vacances de rêve

Difficulty: Adv-Intermediate

France

Barbara and Isabelle were really looking forward to their vacation in Bali, but unfortunately the airport is closed! However, a surprise for Barbara is just around the corner...

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Caption 64 [fr]: Maman, je veux rentrer.
Caption 64 [en]: Mom, I want to go home.

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Mère & Fille - Cuisine Monster

Difficulty: Adv-Intermediate

France

Isabelle fancies herself as a gourmet cook, but Barbara is not impressed, and neither are the judges of the Cuisine Monster show. Veal nostrils and a medley of roasted kidneys on a bed of beets, anyone?

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Caption 88 [fr]: {Je veux} dire, on est là pour ça.
Caption 88 [en]: I mean, that's what we're here for.

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Mère & Fille - Tout en couleur

Difficulty: Advanced

France

Barbara wants to get the Scarlett Johansson look to please her boyfriend, Gaël. There's only one problem: she needs to dye her hair blond. How will that work out?

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Caption 26 [fr]: enfin ta couleur, je veux dire ?
Caption 26 [en]: well, your color, I mean?

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Mère & Fille - C'est le plombier!

Difficulty: Adv-Intermediate

France

Isabelle and Barbara are having some plumbing problems. Instead of hiring a professional, Isabelle decides to fix it herself...

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Caption 66 [fr]: Non, non non non. -Va te laver ! Allez ! -Non, je veux pas, non!
Caption 66 [en]: No, no no no. - Go get washed! Go on! -No, I don't want to, no!

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Mère & Fille - Super Mamie

Difficulty: Adv-Intermediate

France

Barbara is at her wit's end and wishes her mother would get off her back for once. Luckily, her grandma saves the day by giving her mother a taste of her own medicine.

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Caption 75 [fr]: ...insupportable. -Bon si tu veux, je vais trouver une solution
Caption 75 [en]: ...unbearable. -Well, if you want, I'm going to find a solution

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Mère & Fille - Les vacances

Difficulty: Advanced

France

What happens when Isabelle doesn't want to part with her daughter when she goes on a school trip? Find out in this hilarious episode of Mère & Fille.

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Caption 7 [fr]: Je veux pas que tu partes.
Caption 7 [en]: I don't want you to go.

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Mère & Fille - La soirée

Difficulty: Adv-Intermediate

France

In this mother-daughter series, we follow the antics of Barbara's mother who is pretty wild herself! Watch what happens at the party her daughter attended.

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Caption 12 [fr]: Mais moi aussi je veux aller aux soirées. -Ouais.
Caption 12 [en]: But I want to go to soirées, too. -Yeah.

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Alsace 20 - Laurent Chandemerle, l'homme aux 100 voix

Difficulty: Adv-Intermediate

France

The Drôles de Zèbres (Funny Zebras) humor festival in Strasbourg has been hosting top French artists, comedians, and a few newcomers for the past twelve years. Among the acts at this year's festival is Laurent Chandemerle, the man with a thousand voices, who can impersonate celebrities to perfection. This video will give you a taste of French humor and, no doubt, a few chuckles!

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Caption 93 [fr]: Tu vois ce que je veux dire?
Caption 93 [en]: You see what I mean?

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Lionel - Le one-man-show de Lionel

Difficulty: Adv-Intermediate

France

Viewer Discretion Advised

Lionel, the stand-up comedian, punster extraordinaire, surpasses himself with his long string of puns. Catch them if you can! The long-suffering husband of Éléonore, he is not shy about making her the butt of all his jokes.

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Caption 118 [fr]: Enfin, je veux dire... nous sommes dans l'est, mais Éléonore [elle est au nord].
Caption 118 [en]: Well, I mean... we're in the east, but Éléonore [she's in the north].

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Mère & Fille - "Je me lance", "Ultra Miouzik", "Le lustre" & "Le test"

Difficulty: Adv-Intermediate

France

Have fun with Isabelle and Barbara in these mini-episodes in which Barbara tries to ask Gaël out, Isabelle tries to fix a chandelier, and Barbara tests out a new bed.

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Caption 11 [fr]: Est-ce que tu veux sortir avec moi
Caption 11 [en]: Do you want to go out with me

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Mère & Fille - Invités surprise

Difficulty: Advanced

France

Barbara isn't too happy when she finds out who her mother has a date with tonight, so she decides to sabotage her. She's successful, but she'll have to pay the price...

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Caption 46 [fr]: Tu veux pas prendre à emporter et manger à la maison plutôt ?
Caption 46 [en]: You don't want to take it to go and eat at home instead?

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Mère & Fille - Appartement séparé

Difficulty: Adv-Intermediate

France

Barbara is a typical teenager who never puts her things away, which drives her mother Isabelle crazy. Isabelle thinks she's found the perfect solution....

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Caption 4 [fr]: Alors Barbara, je t'explique.
Caption 4 [en]: So Barbara, let me explain.

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Mère & Fille - Le coup de téléphone

Difficulty: Adv-Intermediate

France

Barbara will do anything to get her mom to buy her the latest phone, including lying about her grades. Find out if she's successful!

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Caption 29 [fr]: Si tu veux, tu pourras hériter de mon antiquité.
Caption 29 [en]: If you want, you'll be able to inherit my antique.

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Mère & Fille - L'argent ne fait pas le bonheur

Difficulty: Adv-Intermediate

France

They say money doesn't buy happiness, yet Isabelle plays scratch-off games religiously. Then, when she thinks she's finally won, she has a revelation.

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Caption 7 [fr]: Eh ben, je te mets en pension en Autriche.
Caption 7 [en]: Well, I'm putting you in boarding school in Austria.

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