In this hilarious video, Allessandro Di Sarno decides to strip (nearly) naked to determine whether Parisians are really as jaded as he thinks they are. Luckily the only violence he suffers is at the hands of an elderly woman, who pokes him with her cane!
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Caption 19 [fr]: Couche-toi! -Oui. -Haut les... Haut les mains! Caption 19 [en]: Lie down! -Yes. -Hands... Hands up!
Could you imagine being told that you're adopted and then being kidnapped immediately after? That's what happens to the little critter in the first part of this "Zooriginaux" episode. It definitely sounds like the grounds for an identity crisis!
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Caption 16 [fr]: Ça ne se passera pas comme ça! J'ai des amis haut placés! Caption 16 [en]: This won't go down like that! I have friends in high places!
The Brigade Activiste des Clowns (Clown Activist Brigade) has some revolutionary ideas for French politics. Among them are auctioning off the Senate, instituting nationwide illiteracy, and gradually enforcing the British system of driving on the left. Proper spelling is optional.
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Caption 23 [fr]: Puisque c'est à force de parler haut que l'on devient haut-parleur, Caption 23 [en]: Because it's by speaking loud that you become a loudspeaker,